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oh danny bhoy, you are a one..

there will be swearing in this show. i’m not going to apologise for it, ‘cos i’m from scotland; a country where tourettes is seen as some sort a gift, a country where you’re expected to be able to conjugate the verb to fuck by the age of five

oh danny bhoy, the pipes..

so started a 75 minute comedic rampage by one Danny Bhoy, who having just completed a hugely successful tour of australia is currently touring our wee free new zealand.

you know it is a good day when you chance upon an opportunity to see such a highly regarded international comedian (and for frees!), and last yesterday proved to be no exception, as your one shenanigans did just that. it happened like this: a lovely lady at work (S.G.) informed me she had a spare ticket to see this freakin’ funnyman, and knowing my love of the craic asked if i wished to accompany her. i was meant to be hard at work in the TV Factory, polishing plasma screams and the like, however i wasn’t about to let such details stand in the way of me seeing what this gagmaster was all about. but i’m also not one to shoot myself in t’foot; i left a shenanigram effigy in my place, crafted hastily out of cardboard, tape and pillows a la martha stewart, and legged it quick smart to the Civic Theatre [as featured in a previous post]..

ye olde civic

Danny Bhoy is a splendid fisherman of a comedian (and rather dashing, or so my lady friends tell me..). he cast a wide & shimmering net of humourousfulness over us poor punters, who had no choice but to laugh and squeak like dolphins. it was a fine net, a net woven of witty anecdotes, delightful impressions & insightful observations. oh, and fake bagpipes! all that good stuff. also, i think it most important to highlight the fact that i was left with the distinct feeling that Danny Bhoy was enjoying being there as much as we, the laugh stricken audience, so clearly were. furthermore, it certainly seemed that the young dan man was creating the show as he went along, going off on many a random tangent as the whim took him, and it took him quite frequently. i felt i were privvy to a unique and very loosely scripted show. DB has plenty more gigs left here in aotearoa before he heads off to mumbai [check out his myspaz or website for more info], and if they are anything like what i saw then i would heartily recommend you get up off yo arse and go check him out.. in the interim, you may well have to be contented with this yoo-tube clip and some lovely EMM PiE FRIES:

EMM PEE FREES

danny boy – elvis presley

danny boy – sam cooke

danny boy, danny boy – house of pain

oh danny boy – jackie wilson

danny boy – willie nelson & leon russell

daniel – elton john

shenanigans

**shenanagrans**

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Bloomin’ Marvelous

Hurrah for flowers! They surely must be the loveliest groupings of atoms and stuff we have knocking around this fertile planet of ours.. and i find orchids are particularly enchanting examples as they sure can be frisky little beggers; for example, some of them go to all sorts of lengths to get butterflys to do filthy business with long, luscious tongues, all over their sticky bits & pieces. disgusting, but you really can’t blame them. butterflys are h.o.t. hot baby!

filthy filthy flower

This weekend sees the annual New Zealand Orchid Society competition and the subsequent public show, held at the Mount Albert War Memorial Hall, on New North Road, Aukland (20th -22nd July). Mike Leaghty from Tucker’s Orchid Nursery informed me earlier today that visitors can see a whole bunch (!) of collectors, competitors, enthusiasts and their respective plants, rosettes and various hangers on (that’s an orchid gag too, some live in trees..)..

orchid show, this weekend

Also, budding aficionados can purchase some of the deliciously devilish plants, talk to the experts and maybe even join one of the many clubs that will be represented (some from as far away as Whangerei). It will be a great way to spend a few hours over the weekend, meeting new friends and discovering the various joys of the flirty old orchid.. (e.g. your vanilla flavour comes from the seed pods of a certain variety of orchid.. and and and, the name ‘orchid’ actually originates from the greek word for testicle – see, told you they were saucy wee thangs)

tree orchid

untill then, then, i’m going to leave you with a charming except from one of my fave books (Jitterbug Perfume), penned by one Tom Robbins.

“..to wit: it is better to be small, colourful, sexy, careless and peaceful, like the flowers, than large, conservative, repressed, fearful and aggressive, like the thunder lizards; a lesson, by the way, that the Earth has yet to learn.”

 

butterfly and orchid, getting it on

shenaniganagans uberalis

 

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Bob McDavitt: The Man, The Meterorologist…

what follows is an indepth and highly informative interview with the Met Services’ media spokesperson, the wonderful Mr Bob McDavitt, weatherman extrodinaire, conducted by your intrepid reporter shenanigans..

mr Mcd

Q: Many New Zealanders may well know you as the face of the NZ meteorological service, but for the benifit of our international readers, could you please describe your role?

A: As MetService Weather Ambassador I act as a go between for the weather and weather users. I foster friendly relations with weather users so they know how best to use our services.

Q: As a small child, did you always want to become a meteorologist? Did you have to study hard to achieve this aim?

A: Not as a kid , but I suppose I did find the Wahine Storm awesome – it bowled our chimney and almost caused a roof fire in our house.

Q: Do you recall what it was that sparked your interested in meteorology?

A: I got a degree in Mathematics and information science in the early 1970s when the theory of chaos was being formulated. There wasn’t much work around for mathematicians in those days and I decided I’d try to do some computer modeling of the weather as an example of a chaotic system.

Weather is a mix of pattern and chaos. a weather map uses the here and now weather data to capture the pattern and then a mathematical /computer model can extrapolate the captured pattern into the future – lets call it isobar land. But we all know that the real world deviates away from isobar land. The background hum of many chaotic changes occurring on this planet, such as doors opening and closing, etc, kaleidoscopically changes our weather patterns , jiggling them into something else. Often this noise fades away, but sometimes the atmosphere feeds back on itself…That’s why weather forecasting is limited in its accuracy, as soon as we produce a forecast, someone, somewhere lights up a cigarette, etc, and changes things. As Lorenz put it in describing the butterfly effect.. sometimes the flap of a butterfly’s winds is sufficient to produce a storm a few days later.

This motivation to improve weather modeling got me into weather forecasting

Then I got hooked. Weather forecasting combines pattern-recognition skills, communication arts, detective craftiness, scientific know-how, and the use of computer-modeling tools with the aim to help people brace for natures extremes. All sectors of the community use weather in different ways so there’s always something to learn. The skill becomes progressive so that the sense of achievement grows with age. Name another job that can beat that !

Q: Bob Dylan famously sung ‘I don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows’. When he comes here in august for his concerts, are you planning to have words with him?

A: That line from Dylan also popped up on a garden fence outside the kiwi camp at Fremantle during the America’s Cup in Perth in the late 1980s (already being recycled even then). Dylan was simply saying we can work out what’s happening by watching the signs. A weather forecaster is able to tell you what may happen NEXT by taking a larger view of the situation…. and we all know how important the NEXT wind change is in winning the America’s cup.

Q: Have you seen some exciting weather events? Typhoons? Tornadoes?

A: nope

Q: What’s been the highlight of your career within the met service? Apart from being interviewed by TMC, of course.. a ha..

A: Olympics meteorologist in Barcelona 1992 – we got 6 yachting medals that year.

Q: There seem to be many freak weather events occurring around the planet. just in the last week for example in the UK there are reports of over 7 inches of rain falling in one day the north of the country, leading to one mans’ death, and in other news I heard that there were recorded temperatures of 47degreesC in Italy. Would you attribute such peculiar phenomena to man made climate change? Or is it merely the cyclic nature of the planet?

A: Perhaps . There is some suggestion that the number and violence of natural disasters is increasing after a dip in the 1970s.

Between 1980 and 2005, nearly 7 500 natural disasters worldwide took the lives of over 2 million people and produced economic losses over 1.2 trillion US dollars. 72% of these deaths were due to weather (drought 60%, wind 12%, flood 10%) Weather disasters kills more people than war or terrorism.

(see: http://www.pitt.edu/~epi2170/lecture15/sld011.htm) however , disasters are rare enough that many factors may be contributing and more study is required. It is like playing cricket. every time you start a new game records get broken. there are millions of places on this planet and only a small percentage of these have an extreme event in any one year.

Q: Is it true that there is a raging debate amongst your meteorological colleagues about this very subject?

A: The debate seems to be about how much we need to do to mitigate future weather storms. I’m not a climate scientist so what I add to this debate is not an expert opinion. The science of climate change itself is well understood. CO2 holds heat, and the clouds are getting taller. We can mitigate this by minding what we burn. There is discussion on how much mitigation, but no one is suggesting that the economy need to suffer. Even if mitigation is too small a factor to impact on future weather disasters, the concept of “minding what we burn” is valid. By designing more efficient ways to use energy we save money and few people deny that wisdom. lets turn the lights off when we leave the room and save the planet. We measure our isobars in hectoPascals to honour the experiment that the French Mathematician did to show that air pressure varies with height. If you are wondering whether any mitigation is worth it, then let Pascal’s wager be your guide (put that in google to see what I mean)… Pascal was wondering whether he should believe in the existence of God and decided the best payout would be to do so. The same applies to reducing co2 as a means of mitigating future weather storms.

Q: Would you agree that we are in a period of intense climate change?

A: Yep. Its because we are adding CO2 to the atmosphere much much faster than it was taken from there in the first place. CO2 holds heat — you can prove that yourself by taking a couple of bottles of coke (or beer) from the fridge— drink half of each bottle then cap it and put them in the sun or somewhere warm. Shake one bottle and not the other , enough to get some co2 from out of the liquid and into the bottles atmosphere. then leave them for 10 minute or so and some back and feel each bottle (or measure their temperature with infra red detector) — the one you shook warms faster and holds heat longer— its the CO2 that does that. Venus is one of our neighbouring planets and has an atmosphere 97% CO2 and has a much hotter surface temp than Mercury(even tho Mercury is closer to the sun). We are .3% co2 and that helps to make Earth’s surface temp around 20 deg warmer than if we were 0% co2 . Do we want to go to .4%?

Q: Is it possible to predict with any accuracy the sort of weather we might be experiencing in 50 years?

A: Let’s use the following definitions: A prediction is saying what might happen before it happens perhaps with no current data. A forecast is to cast the current data into the future, and an outlook is to take a wider view and see what’s coming from over the horizon. A prophecy is words describing the future without any reference to the here and now. And a warning is a statement that a damaging event is about to occur. Weather is the daily ups-and-down of wind and rain. Climate is the way a place responds to its surroundings .

OK: The global climate models are producing climate scenario forecasts and outlooks — these are not predictions because they are based on proven mathematical models that have been given todays data and trended into the future. OK the real world will deviate from the models world so the forecasts have a fairly large plus-or-minus…. but the trend is easy to pick.

The scope of the forecast limits the parameters that can be forecast , we have to use variance as a guide to what parameters can be forecast. Thus if we reduce the scope to a week or two then can forecast the next storm or two, and even forecast isobars. But air pressure goes up and down (varies) so much over several weeks that we can not forecast isobars weeks ahead. A Seasonal outlook will comment on what type of weather pattern may be likely over the next season, or how wind and rain may behave when compared with its monthly average. The parameters used for seasonal outlooks are sea-surface temperatures– something that doesn’t vary much from one month to the next. For a climate change outlook the parameters used are annual temperatures and rainfall. These have variations some of which are quasi-cyclic (come-and-go) and some which are trends (climate change) and some which are caused by one-off events , such as volcanic eruptions. It is possible to even forecast the climate change trends and the impact of quasi-cyclic changes with useful accuracy. It is possible to predict the impact of one-off events, but accuracy will be limited. It is not possible to predict weather for 50 years with useful accuracy, but it is possible to use the climate trend forecast to anticipate what type of weather may be around.

A complication is that we are adding CO2 back to the atmosphere faster than has ever happened on this planet ever before… so we are entering a climate that this planet has never seen before.

Q: People in NZ often talk about the good old days of very long hot summers.. is it true that they are getting shorter??

A: You will find that it is the 40 to 50 year olds that talk this way. That’s because they are finding that the climate at present is replicating to some extent what it did when they were in their 20s and they have rose-coloured spectacles (selective memory (for those years in their live. the climate cycle they are reliving is called the Pacific Decadal Oscillation, and at present it is encouraging La Nina patterns.

Q: Is there such a thing as a typical NZ winter or summer? What about this season, with the heavy snow fall in the south island? And why does it always seem to come as a surprise when these events happen, when it seems the occur with regularity?

A: Typically NZ in winter gets about one good storm a week, and in summer the wet events get further apart. We have a temperate climate and that means our weather is tempered by the surrounding sea. As for this season , there was a 30 to 40sm snow fall an parts of Southland and Otago but then a 1 to 2 metre carpet of snow which fell last June over much of Canterbury was much more significant. We were anticipating (see http://www.metservice.com/default/index.php?alias=farmniseasonal) that people would find the change from May to June to be sharp this year , and its this sharpness that may have come as a shock to some.

Q: Do you have a favorite weather and or season? And if so, why?

A: Autumn is best, cool enough to sleep by night and warm enough to bike during the day. it is also the time of the year with least wind.

Q: What sort of music do you listen to if there was a raging storm going on outside? Or would you listen to the rain drumming on your rooftop?

A: I dunno- if its raining hard I’ll probably be monitoring the news. I like to use baroque style music or droning space music to help me think when compiling a seasonal forecast.

Q: You obviously have a passion for your job, do you think if nz’s weather wasn’t so unpredictable you would soon get bored?

A: Having NZ ‘s variable weather under my belt has helped me forecast in more predictable places such as Perth and Barcelona… but I’ve always managed to get a good measure of accomplishment from my forecasts. I thought forecasting in Fiji in the mid 1970s would possibly be boring until I tried it, and wow… I found for myself a cycle there which is now called the Madden Julian oscillation and it can help forecast cyclones. So boring is a state of mind, not of data.

Q: Is it me or does it sometimes seem colder earlier in the evening than later? Or I am I just getting used to the temperature?

A: Once the sun goes it should cool off at around a degree per hour. If it warms at night, you can usually take that as a sign that a warm front is almost on you, and it’ll rain before dawn. So I think you may just have had an initial sharp change to the cooling and then got used to it.

Q: You must hear this all the time, but how accurate would you say the forecasts from the met service are?

A: For Urban areas tomorrow we are within our target thresholds 90% of the time , using monthly average stats.

Q: And compared to 10/15/20 years ago?

A: 10 years ago 85%

15/20years ago — no data , but I’d say about 80% , but in the 1980s we did not forecast all parameters for tomorrow

(max and min were only forecast for today).

Q: Do you have a favorite TV weatherperson? Or can you not say??

A: Augie Auer (Rip). Karen Olsen.

augie

augie auer

Q: Do you tie your work in with the global meteorological community? I ask this because the weather across the planet must be linked.

A: Not just this planet.. it is also useful to watch what’s happening on other planets to get a good trend. The rain reaching New Zealand this weekend is from air that is fresh from this year’s monsoon. I’d say the Himalya plateau is the source of a lot of weather all round this planet , and data from this regeion will bear useful fruits– once it is better collected and understood.

Q: And is there tightly knit global community of met-service workers? Do you have big conferences and the like?

A: Lots and from all walks of life .. in NZ many attend the Met Society city -meeting and annual conference and I edit their newsletter and they also have a scientific journal. For the storm-chasers and weather-watches there is a very well attended weather forum , which mentions all the weather happening in NZ . No thunderstorm can occur in NZ nowadays without being mentioned on the weather forum.

Q: I’m originally from the UK, and fondly, albeit vaguely, recall the night before the ‘big storm of ’87’, and the BBC weatherman saying how he’d received a letter from a viewer saying there was a huge storm coming, and he said, don’t worry viewers, no such thing will happen. Needless to say ‘it’ did happen. I would imagine that would be legendary among the various met-staff. Have you ever had to eat you own words in such a dramatic way?

A: The weather presenter said he’d had a call from a lady saying a hurricane is coming , and he reminded people it wasn’t , technically , a hurricane. The word hurricane is reserved for use in the tropics. The event did have hurricane-force winds, and I think a storm warning was in effect. We in NZ are the same, we often get hurricane-force winds but we do not call these events hurricanes, we call them storms.

Eating your own words is a way of learning and understanding the world. Once you stop doing that, you’ll learn no more. For some reason the event that comes to mind to me now is back in the 1980s when I was based in Christchurch. It was a wet summer and a farmer wanted to make hay and was running out of time – the grass was losing condition –I told him he could cut, but a few days later we had a morning drizzle and he “lost his lot”. for him it was the difference between a profit and a loss for that year and the bankers were barking for his farm. I wasn’t aware of these risk factors and learnt that sometimes the risk factors have to be taken into account in the forecast.

Q: How closely linked is the met-service to the media? Do the TV weather-people have to attend special training?

A: We depend on the media (and Internet) 100%. Even if we can produce 100% accurate forecasts , we need a clear concise understandable dependable and trusted delivery system. TV presenters are specially trained to be all of this.

Q: Have you ever heard of people being able to forecast the weather via their bunions? Or perhaps more strange devices? I seem to recall a piece of seaweed attached to a wall can become a barometer, of sorts..

A: yep, changing air pressure and humidity levels affect many things and sensitive people. As the air pressure around you falls, the gaps in your joints expand, and this can draw fluid out of the surrounding tissue and be felt. Dolphins frolic in falling pressure. Fish will feed, for the can fell the pressure fall thru their gills and they know the incoming storm will toss the surface and reduce good feeding later. Horses and cows like to weather vane , rather than lie across the , most will put their backside to the wind. Sheep and goats will come to the bottom of the hills when pressure is falling … they know the clouds are coming. Sea gulls will go inland well in advance of an incoming storm.

Q: Do you have a particular song or piece of music you would like us to play when we next do our show?

A: Looking for one mentioning the weather — How about Gordon Lightfoot, Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Q: Is there any exciting advances being made in the weather prediction/control arena that you can tell us about?

A: Snow making . Works well too.

Q: Speaking of weather control, do you think in the future we will be able to fully control the weather? I seem to recall a documentary where they had some foam or something they could drop in to a storm to absorb the water.. and then there are cloud-seeding experiments to start rain..

A: Cloud seeding only really works in places like Tasmania. In NZ it will work well with the clouds in Southland, but Southland already has reliable rainfall. There has been some talk about trying to direct cyclones away from land, all talk so far.

Q: Is there much known about pre-European Maori weather prediction?

A: Maori weather lore is documented in a poster produced by NIWA

Q: Is there any weather phenomenon that you haven’t seen/experienced that you would dearly like to? For example, a tornado or ball lightning maybe? I’d love to see some of that.. is it true it can linger about for a few minutes? Am I right in thinking that some scientists have made this in the lab as well??

A: Maybe Ball lightning. I can easily decide not to see a tornado . I have a rare photo of ball lightning … and there is plenty of photos of it not on the web and it seems to do less harm than a tornado.

Q: what are your hopes for the future of the met service?

A: May it live long and prosper.

Q: Do you have any other comments you wish to pass on to our listeners and readers? Maybe a prediction about next weeks weather? Or when it might start getting warm again?

A: Coldest day of your year is still to come , and will occur in late July.

Q: It must be nice always being in the know about the forthcoming weather. Do you rarely get caught out?

A: Getting “caught out ” is part of the learning process. I remember once in Fiji looking at the satellite imagery and the weather maps and telling the local church attendees that it will rain all day during their fundraising fair. They huddled into a prayer session and it stopped raining— the cloud stayed but the rain seemed to stay away just from the local area just for the daylight hours. Was this a catch out ?

Thank you very much for taking the time to complete this interview, your comments are highly appreciated here at The Magic Cauldron.

Shenanigans, signing off…

shenanigans

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the best show. evah.

today was the best show. ever. were you there? or here or wherever? or did you miss it? that would be sad.. but fear ye not as we recorded it with the modern technologies at our disposal! and you can listen to it now, or whenever you like, by clicking on this here link!
our dear friend and confidant jarrod came and visited and played some of his finest musics, and we also had two great interviews. one with jeremy dillon from ‘mukpuddy‘, who won the auckland regional final of the 48 hour film competition. the magic cauldron wishes the mukpuddy crew all the best for the final! we think they deserve to win.. the other interview was with tim from ‘the hungry eyes‘, introducing his brand spanking, and quite frankly wonderful, new tune, ‘lost highway’ (you can download it if you click on the link). phew. whatta show indeed! so what follows now is the playlist. you may notice how many tunes we played. not cos we only played half of each song, but we were gifted another 2 hours from the fleet gods, as cat could not make it to her show.. sad for her, but glorius for tmc.

lose my breath – d. child (koppa remix)
fiesta (feat. athanai) – telmary
papi lover- daddy yankee
lynsay lohans revenge – spank rock
lost highway – the hungry eyes
crazy on you – blitzen trapper
back like that – ghostface killa feat Ne Yo
mukpuddy interview
cocaine – thicke
story time: lionheart by jennifer beck
run on for a long time – bill landford & the landfordaires
st joes infirmary (those gambler blues) – unknown artist
take notice – j. dilla feat. M.E.D
son of a preacher man – the gaylettes
hot in herre – jenny owen youngs
sixteen (bbc version) – sebadoh
like i love you – kelis vs the beatles
quiet storm – gregory issacs interview with tim, from the hungry eyes!
lost highway – the hungry eyes
waking up – elastica
que equivoca’o – telmary
atrevete te te vs rompe – calle 13 vs daddy yankee
yiddish blues – march forth
weapon conflict – the refugee all stars
it’s on – dj vadim
no love – roots manuva
m generation – patti smith
on parade – the goldman band
work song (uptight mix) – tosca
da doo run run – the crystals
trust in me – the fall
my rights versus yours – the new pornographers
dancing drums – ananda shankar
innocence – bjork
the bridge game – jeb and cousin easy
shroom music – quasimoto
now i holler – plastic little feat. spank rock
casting agents & cowgirls – busdriver
potrait of a masterpiece – the d.o.c
i wanna know your name – the intruders
beautiful world – thicke
rezo en la noche – beny more (y su banda gigante)
fake empire – the national
tonight – true bliss (this tune was placed on a sterilised slide and put under the microscope in our new segment, ‘pop’s ultimate autopsy’)

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Wing, by Mittins

My dream came true when Wing agreed to this interview which took place via fax machine a few days ago.

‘Wing’

by Mittins

Wing

photo courtesy www.wingmusic.co.nz

Mittins: When in your life did you first begin to really love singing?

Wing: “I liked singing since I was a little girl, but I had no chance to learn, as I took up public health as my first career. I had been working as a registered nurse and health visitor for more than ten years in Hong Kong before I immigrated to New Zealand.”

M: What made you decide to take your passion for singing further, and release your first album?

Wing: “I learn singing after I immigrated to New Zealand. After 5 years learning and performing in rest homes and hospitals I decided to move further to produce a cd of my own. I knew the patients and hospitals well. I got used to the groaning and moaning atmosphere there. I wanted to cheer them up. They do. They can enjoy my music.”

M: You have released a great number of albums and been on TV shows all around the world. What is the secret to your drive and success?

Wing: “I dont consider all those shows as my success. I still have plenty to learn and improve. I always want to sing better and sing more.”

M: Your current album Breathe is a very interesting mix of songs. Many of the songs you chose are more modern compared to your other albums. Is this a new direction for Wing?

Wing: “Yes. I like to try all different styles of music including both old and modern types.”

M: What do you think about modern music? Do you like New Zealand music?

Wing : “Honestly, I know very little music except vocal. I like New Zealand music. Its only no musician has introduced New Zealand music to me, and I dont know where to find it.”

M: What kind of album will be next for Wing?

Wing: “The new CD is under preparation. I hope to record the songs before August. I havent got a title yet. It will include Danny Boy, Feed the Birds, 9-5, Without You, One Voice, Seasons of Love, and One Whole New World.”

M: Are there any upcoming plans your fans should know about? 

Wing: “I’ll sing live more in the future. I’ll be singing and promoting my cds at Cafe Du Nord in San Fransisco on 21 August. And then I’ll move on to New York, including Universities in the North-East Coast of America. I’m hoping that lots of fans give me support when the time comes.”

M: Finally, what is your ultimate dream in singing? What would you most like to achieve?

Wing: “My dream will be singing a lead song for a big movie, and also to sing for a musical movie too, if the chance is given to me.
I like to make my music not only just for entertaining but as a tonic, strengthening when you are in the rain, wind and in pain. Just to give you good company throughout your whole life long. I would like to hear my music all over the world, every corner and everywhere.”

Wing plays at Cafe Du Nord (2170 Market Street, CA 94114, San Francisco, email keithk@cafedunord.com, ph 415-.861-5016) before moving on to New York to promote her music.

Be sure to check her website Wing Music for more information !

Mitties x

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Interview – Shenanigans Run

I found this in the old archives, an interviewe conducted between two confidants in the early magic cauldron era.

‘Shenanigans Run’ by Mittins, 20 March 2007.

shenansy-cropped.jpg 

shenanigans stands tall as mittins looks on from behind 

 

Mittins : Who is your favourite from Sesame Street?

Shenanigans : Oh… that’s a good question ! Because i like them all but I prefered the Muppets – Can i pick a Muppet? I didn’t like Big Bird.

Mittins : Who is your best Muppet then?

Shenanigans : Oh… I say I liked the scientists and the eagle type chap and Gonzo because he was crazy. Oh and I liked the two old duffers in the wings.

Mittins : Will you become a trained chef one day?

Shenanigans : I hope one day to get noticed by a great cooking institution. And they will offer me an apprenticeship which I will gladly accept. And then i will open my own cafe one day which will enable me to sit on my arse drinking coffee and reading books.

Mittins : (silent)

Shenanigans : You get straight to the crux don’t you.

Mittins : What is your favourite song to play when you are lonely?

Shenanigans : I have a very special record for such an occassion. And as I am a lonely person, I seem to play it alot. Infact it’s almost worn out. It’s called ‘You’re losing me’ by Anne Sexton.

Mittins : Do you put this song on and cry? Or clean dishes? Or dance?

Shenanigans : I do all three. I dance while I clean dishes with my own tears. Sniff sniff.

Mittins : Why are cacti appealing to you?

Shenanigans : Oh.. Um. I like the cactuses because they are vulnerable yet know how to protect themselves from marauding beasts, and old mother nature.

Mittins : Are you a cactus Shenanigans?

Shenanigans : I think I am and have only just realised with your delicately probing questions, much like a surgeons callipers.

Mittins : This ends our interview. Thank you for your time. We will let you know if you will be granted a further interview.

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