There is nothing I like to do more in the Christhams Season, when i am not doing anything else, than check out some fine Christhams Ascii Art !
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Christhams Countdown continues today, with my annual showing of old letters to Santa.
For many a time, since I was beginning to grow up too fast, I have written letters to Santa and left milk and cookies on my mantelpiece. I generally make it a rule to be asleep before midnight, because Santa is shy and doesnt like to be seen, also it is against the rules anyway. If you break the rules, you dont get anything, and you have to do all the dishes and sit on the floor.
Mitties x x
Everybady want a present, and love, but what did you do this year to earn Santas generosity? Below I am making my second Christhams list – all the good things I did this year. These are the things that put Mitties into the NCIE list. Also, NICE.
1. I got a proper job.
2. One time I saw an old lady walking up a steep hill and turned around to look at her and thought positive thoughts so she would get up the hill.
3. I Prayed every night.
4. I Stopped trashing the wizard gypsies, aloud.
5. I Cleaned my room.
6. I Caused littler trouble to my Motar (August-September).
7. I Smiled at strangers.
8. I thought alot about charities.
Even though I have done many many good things this year to make me nice and need alot of presents, it is always a good idea to do something very very good close to Christhams time, just to remind peoeple that you deserve the bigger presents. My very very good thing is that I am calling up all the schools in my area to tell them I found a small boys book of poetry. I found it yesterday in the street, and just like that, I has the perfect thing to do to prove to Santa that I am a good samartitsan.
So far I has had no luck But I will return this book of poetry to its rightful owner. This, I can assour you. If I can get it back to him in time for Christhams Eve, even better.
And then I will receive so many presents I will grow three more eyes just to look at them all !
What has you done this year to earn your presents?
What it is my friands ! Mitton favourite time approaches – Christhams ! Everyday I will be posting up a Christhams Treat for everybady to see, in the hopes of spreading my special favourite feelings – joy, togetherness, compassion, and money. On Christhams Eve this will culminate with a special episode of The Magic Cauldron, live on Fleet Fm, with special guests Professor Santos, The Fleet Kid, Hobs – and more to be confirmed ! Jesus Christ ! The one who was born on Christhams Day even !
Today let us begin the countdown to Christhams.
The best place to begin our talk about Christhams, is to begin to discuss our wants and needs for presents. Everybady has written a list of what they would like to receive for presents. If you do not write down a list of what you want for Christhams, you will not be able to remember, and feel angry or disaapointed ! And then the drinking wont be as much fun.
Here is my last years list, taken from my myspace account on Dec 13 2006 :
1. a new wizard suit
2. a tail that is white
3. a feeling of light silk sheets falling on my face
4. rocket boots that fit properly
5. a book about peoeple
7. infinity blueberries
10. one husbsand
8. assorted adhesives
9. someone to help me
What a lucky thing that I kept this list on the internet. Now I can see what a fail my last Christhams was ! And also, I dont have to write a new list. I can just add to this one.
What is your Christhams list ?