Remember the otter day when I talked about Facebook and how dumb I thought it was? Me too.
It was anti-anonymity, no-nonsense, and mature. Everything that Mitton is not !
Now it is months later. Things have changed. My hair has grown, I have given myself a pedicure, and I am addicted to Facebook.
Facebook is a vast land, and also a giant onion. At first it may just seem like a place to find your old school friands, or remain connected to the people in your life you can’t be bottered speaking to anymore. Does anybady talk to anybady anymore? I hardly answer my telephone. It is not because I am popular, which I am – heaps. I am just tired, and online.
Online is where all the talking happens. But not a whole lot of talking happens, online.
I think the reason why Facebook is so popular is there is no need for talking. There is otter things instead. There is applications, like hugging people, and even gardens. These applications are the the hidden onion layers of the book of the faces.
For me, there is one application in particular. It is Scrabulous. Scrabulous is bringing me gifts from the world. It is my new love, and I share this with you now.
As a very good speller since a young age, everybady always said I was born to do great things. I was very smart. The the internet came along and fucked shit up, big time. I became dumb, and stayed indoors alot more. I was robbed of my youth. However, several years later, I find I can redeem myself and claim some of my prior glory on Scrabulous. It is just like Scrabble, but less hazardous to young children who might choke on letters. You can play your friends and decide who is smarter. At the moment I am being beaten by my frieand Jeremy. In this case it doesnt actually mean he is smarter. It means he is cheating. How rotten of him.
Also, when you don’t have any friends to play Scrabulous with, you can play a robot. The robot is a real robot, who leases a space in New York that is just like the loft apartment in Big. Instead of working for a toy company though, he plays Scrabulous all the time. He plays against me alot. And he is super smart. He ususally beats Mittons by hundreds of points by using crazy words that don’t even exist, only in robot world. The point is, this robot is so glorious only someone with the power of ten dolphin brains could chance to beat him in a game of Scrabulous.
Someone like Mitton to the power of ten dolphin brains, for exaemple !
Anyways, this was the real point of this blog post, to prove that I can beat robots at games. And Jeremy if you are reading I bet you never beat a robot at anything. Suckaer !
Check Scrabulous out on Facebook, you won’t be disappointed. You will however, be enthralled and incredibled.
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MissTeenWordpower by The New Pornographers
The Word Is Out by The Sugarhill Gang
The Rise And Fall Of The Letter P by Lambchop