‘9 to 5’, the hollarious 1980 movie about three secretaries who join forces to boosh their cabbage ass boss, is being made into a Broadway Musical !
The BUZZ is high. The Magic Cauldrons Number One Lady* Dolly Parton, has personally penned the score !
The new numbers are “signature Dolly songs that also work as musical theater songs,” one insider says. Boosh !
Everybody knows Dolly Parton is the bomb like napalm. The lady is all class. Infact I’m glad Madonna didn’t include her in her Vogue rap. I’m glad she didn’t sing with KLF. Those cats burn their money. Dolly doesn’t disrespect, so don’t disrespect her ! Dolly features in many of my dreams. In one of them I stole her diary and read about how much she liked me. I shouldn’t have disrespected, but those that leave their diary out are fishing for a dishing.
Dolly isn’t going to actually be in the musical. If you want that, rent the movie. It’s still good viewing. Dolly is hot hot hot. ‘9 to 5’ was Dollys first film. According to IMDB.com, in preparation for her role as Doralee Rhodes, she not only committed to memory her own part, but the parts of every other actor in the film.
holy smokes what a lady.
Have they made Tootsie into a Broadway Musical yet? And if not, why not !
Oh and they should also take Trapped in the Closet on tour.
(What up Kells?)
Regardless of either of these suggestions becoming a reality, the most glorious 9 to 5 has had incredible feedback in it’s early stages and is expected to open on Broadway in the 2008-2009 season.
The last time I heard from Dolly was by way of an article discussing her fantasies about sleeping with other women.
Dolly was quoted as saying “When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman.”
That is inappropriate. S-E-X ? Dolly. Keith Urban is yuck. Yo, do you think Dolly and Ellen DeGeneres will hook up? I kinda do.
Dolly also revealed her first ever crush was on a Tennessee hooker. She said “I thought she was beautiful. She had more hair, more color, more everything.”
The problem with this quote is I can’t imagine anyone with more everything than Dolly.
*tie with Nina Simone.